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I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

Well, my body could use a little slimmin’ I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin’And I ain’t seen my feet since 1984The old lady wants to roll in the hay We turn the lights down all the wayCuz I don’t look good naked anymore
 
No I don’t look good naked anymore I’m a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was beforeIf I keep on like I’m doing, I won’t fit through the doorAnd I don’t look good naked anymore
 
Well, I used to be a helluva man, I chopped wood with just one handBut I can’t do the things I’ve done beforeWell, it all happened kinda slow, But I guess I kinda let myself goNow I don’t look good naked anymore
No I don’t look good naked anymore . . .
 
With each and every passing year Came a lot of french fries and beerAnd my belly hung a little closer to the floorNow my belly is big as a truck And the old lady don’t wanna–SHE DON’T WANNA!Cuz I don’t look good naked anymore
 
No I don’t look good naked anymore  . . .