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If I Knew A Song that Really Sucked I'd Sing That Song For You

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Well insult me with your silence
But leave your name and address too
Yeah insult me with your upper hand that handles what you do
Don’t you ever think of anyone the way you think of you
Well if I had almighty druthers I’d tell you what I’d do!!

Well I’d rather wipe a Grizzlies ass than look a little bit like you.
Yeah I’d rather suck on Chipmunk dung than try to sing a song that can’t be sung no matter what you do
And if I had almighty druthers I’d tell you if I knew,
If I knew a song that really sucked I’d sing that song for you!!

Well enlighten me with advice yeah enlighten me with sass!
Why don’t you write and down and roll it up and shove it in your . . . . . . . EAR!
Don’t you ever think about thinking and if you do don’t think of me
Cause if I had my way I’d write a song and this is what’d say

Well I’d rather lick a lion’s ass than be a little bit like you
Yeah I’d rather suck on baboon dung than try to sing a song that can’t be sung no matter what you do
And if I had almighty druthers I’d tell you if I knew,
If I knew a song that really sucked I’d sing that song for you!!

Musical Interlude

So shut your mouth, cause you’re boring me
And whoring out your intellect is self-abuse you see
Cause when you end a friend and then offend that friend for insecurities
Well then shut your mouth cause you’re boring me
And pretty much the same thing as I said in verses 2 and 3
And let me please reiterate a few chorus’s for free

Well I’d rather wipe a Grizzlies ass than look a little bit like you.
Yeah I’d rather suck on Chipmunk dung than try to sing a song that can’t be sung no matter what you do
And if I had almighty druthers I’d tell you if I knew,
If I knew a song that really sucked I’d sing that song for you!!