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Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

She said I’m going out with my girlfriends Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Lord have mercy, my only thought Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks Patrone
Her closet’s missing half the things she’s bought Ya Tequila makes her clothes fall off

She’ll start with kickin’ out of her shoes Loose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink

Them pantyhose aint gonna last too long If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But Tequila makes her clothes fall off

She don’t mean nothing – she’s just havin fun Tomorrow she’ll say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost ya tequila makes her clothes fall off
oh Tequila makes her clothes fall off (x2)